Currently Listening Dare! By The Human League Don't You Want Me see related

I Don't Want You, Coffee Grind

I eat otmeal in the morning at work. It's good stuff; sticks to your ribs...should you not have a stomach lining, I guess... Anyway, this morning I was a little extra-tired, so I added some instant coffee grind into my oatmeal.

My advice? Don't do this.

That is all.

Currently Listening Boston By Boston Foreplay/Long Time see related

Locale

I'm maybe looking for a place in Toronto.

Currently Listening Lazyboy TV By Lazyboy Underwear Goes Inside the Pants see related

Underwear Goes Inside the Pants

Morning? Is that what time it is? I woke up this morning thinking I was one of the Jonas Brothers, and I was PISSED OFF at SOMEthing. I was in some sort of competition that was REALLY aggravating me. I don't really know what it was, though.

I've emailed countless people today calling them by names other than their own. I am not here mentally.

But I ate a spicy chicken taco for breakfast. Oh, and when I opened the milk for my coffee, it exploded upwards at me. Witnesses say they've never seen anything like it. Maybe I should consider myself lucky to have been the recipient of such an anomaly of milk carton behavior.

My eyes are red, my Gorbachev birthmark is really showing today and I look like Steve Wilkos. Except I'm skinny and have hair. Maybe I don't look like him. Maybe I'm just wearing a black Dickies shirt.

Currently Listening Daughtry By Daughtry It's Not Over see related

The Wrong Shoes

I left the house this morning for work, and it wasn't until I was leaving my car that I noticed I was wearing Nick's brand new sandals. Sorry Nick. I tried them on before I left, then I brushed my teeth, realized I was going to be late, grabbed 3 bottles of water and high-tailed it out of there.

I now realize that if I wear these sandals all day, I will have worn them for longer than he has. I feel bad about that.

My bare feet feel weird on these cold floors here at work...

I'm not going to tell him about this. I'll wait until he stumbles upon this entry.

Currently Listening Heartbeat City By The Cars You Might Think see related

Phone Books & Bananas in Fists

Oh MAN! I just had this HUGE revelation regarding this screenplay I've had in the works for over FOUR YEARS!

I've been writing it off and on for this time, but in the past two months I've been especially active with it. This week I realized that I need to heavily restructure it, and I've been doing so. But today ... TODAY I beat the ever-loving PHONE BOOK outta it! YEAH! It's a real FISTFULL OF BANANAS in HERE today!

<ahem>

So, um ... I'm feelin' pretty good right about now.

YES guy.